Friday, May 06, 2005

Faking the Band

It's now eighteen hours after the fact and no doubt you all are still reeling from Puffy's decision to extend the casting process through another season and give only three hopefuls a pass to the next round. So what the fuck is his problem? He is a pathetic little man perched atop a rapidly crumbling empire. He is the same man who has signed a mixed-ethnicity boy band (featuring, among others, a five year old with no eyebrows) who sing about walking girls home after school and dancing on top of school buses. My advice for the next season of Making the Band 3: shoot yourself in the fucking head and save us all the frustration. I will continue this later with an in-depth analysis of the three survivors and more on Puffy's inability to close his mouth even when his face is resting.


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