Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Buzz's Bitz: In Step With Drake Studebake


Age: 27

Gender/Ethnicity: Male/Caucasian

Citizenship: Dual United States/Britain

Location: Kabul, Afghanistan

Position: Senior Editor, Kabul Weekly

Recent Achievements: Published in Washington Post 5/17/05

Blog: A Sign The Color Red

Favorite Quote: "Afghanistan remains in a deep energy crisis"

When Drake rules the World, there will be a: drinking and driving lane on the beltway.
(c) 2005 Buzz's Bitz, Inc.


Blogger Bot Broaduss chirped...

I think that Buzz'z Bitz is the most brilliant thing to come out of you in a while. This might help you gain a little traction in the hyper-competitive blogosphere. I nominate the next Buzz's Bitz subject to be either Two Quarters or Lonnie Sanders.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Tempo Casual chirped...

Hey thanks for your interest in Buzz's Bitz. This biweekly feature will feature a new person biweekly. Look for the next Buzz's Bitz featuring ****** *******.

Sorry, you won't get the Buzz on who's the next Bitz this fast, bitch! However, I did use an appropriate number of stars to represent letters in h** name so try to guess!

See you soon! I love you!

4:19 PM  
Blogger Drake Studebake chirped...

yo dr. god, i appreciate the publicity. however, just so everybody knows what kind of dick you really are, i have included a snippet of your email to me:

"yeah, drake, that's great. i'll have you know that i was first published in the post in 1982 (when it was a real newspaper). i was subsequently published biannually from the mid-90s on. here are a few headlines:

"the OJ case: all pulp and no taste" 1995
"how i pipe bot like a white house intern" 1997
"bruce phine: sippin' on gin and juice at the wheel" 1999, 2001 and once more in 2003
"starting a revolution from spring valley" 2005

buzz then went on to say:

"so basically your little afghan ditty ain't shit"


1:31 AM  
Blogger Tempo Casual chirped...

Yeah whatever can you just answer my last question for Buzz's Bitz please.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Drake Studebake chirped...

ah shit... didn't get it...

law: i think there should be a drinking and driving lane on the beltway.

ps. you know i'm beginning to find myself attracted to girls with downy upper lips... do you think this is a sign that i should leave?

5:17 AM  
Blogger Tempo Casual chirped...

You mean hare-lips? The only downy I know is Robert Downy Junior and maybe some fabric softenor. Neither of those things would look particularly good on a girl's lips. You do sound like you need to get out of there. Maybe I'll quit my job as pro-NFL player, join the Marines and come to Afghanistan for operation remove Drake. I will probably get shot by friendlys but anything for you Drake.

7:39 PM  

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