Allright bamas. Listen up.

Shit is happening. They might open up Roy Rogers in DC again--lots of them. Paradise Liquor has been bought out for goddamn yuppie sushi. What's worse is that we will probably be the yuppies eating sushi there. REPENT! I just want you bamas and bamettes to know that while I have been very quiet in the blogosphere and with the exception of my main man Drake Sselter from Asign the Color Red, not one of ya'll has decided to pursue a single's career. That's cool and all. Just know that Washington is red hot although it just got ice cold and I am about to burst on the scene again like an orgasm that you purposefully held in for too long. Yes, feel free to imagine that. Its about to snow.