Sunday, March 27, 2005

Happy Easter from DJ Bot Wheaton

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Oh Snap! They just released the Cobra

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I already had my panties in a bunch over the 2005 Mustang GT but now I am learning that just today Detriot has unleashed the 2005 Ford Shelby Cobra GT500. Snap Crackle Pop! Below you can compare the two. If these cars don't interest you, then read this article cuz you stink!

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The Piping Hot 2005 Mustang

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Finally Mustangs are out of their decades long wack phase. The 2005s are Piping Hot.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Informal Breakpoints political poll

Breakpoints conducted a Google search to find out who talks more shit, Republicans or Democrats. I expected the Republicans to take the cake for sure. The results were suprising:
"Republicans are idiots" - 1,190 hits
"Democrats are idiots" - 707 hits
This probably reflects that Democrats are more internet savvy while your average Republican fears change and therefore stays clear of the web. Although the God of all Republicans, Karl Rove, seems to be knowledgeable of the internet. He has even seen this fucking blog personally (see I just met Karl Rove). And, one Republican did manage to create I should also point out that exists as well. I am thinking of forming my own website: Fuck this. I am an independent, and so far they are not being assaulted on the web.
"Independents are idiots" - 3 hits.

Friday, March 18, 2005

I drank 45 Guinni last night

Taking part in the worldwide Guinness marketing event known as St. Patrick's Day, like a good bot I drank about 45 pints of Guinness last night. Amazingly enough, I was still functionable by the end of the night. I even got into a fucking hour long discussion outside my house with my Sudanese cab driver about world affairs. That was an intense conversation. Almost as weird as my meeting with Karl Rove. But I expected to wake up for work today looking like Shane in the previous picture, but instead I feel pretty good except that I have taken 5 charcoal-black dumps and it's not even lunchtime yet. Oh well, I'll drink to that.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

freakin micks

I'm not irish but I dated a girl named Erin for a while when I was 14. I'll drink to that.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

This is clossic

Below is an email I received from the support team at Blogharbor, where my old blog used to be.


Would it be safe to assume that you would like to cancel your account? I
saw this on your blog:

> Although my new blog is free and I had to pay the fuckers at BlogHarbor
every month. That might have something to do with it.<

so I am wondering if you would like us to cancel your account.

Though I did not appreciate the "fuckers at BlogHarbor" reference, I did
find the "Holy SHIRT, I just met Karl Rove" post surreal and it more than
made up for any insult I might have felt. ;-)

Just let us know if you would like to stay on or not.

John Keegan
BlogHarbor Support Team

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Rockmaster General, RIP

For fans of Rockmaster General, this Friday at some dump in Virginia called the Laughing Lizard Lounge is the last Rockmaster show ever. You can't miss this one. I'll drive...assuming the Virginia State Police plan to end their enforcement of drunk driving laws in the next three days.

Friday, March 11, 2005

Tranzilate Anythizzle

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Imagine those DC hatz along wid this ride:

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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

DJ Bot Wheaton-endorsed analog headgear

Sunday, March 06, 2005

I just met Karl Rove

I just met the man responsible for the Presidency and policies of George W. Bush. Read about it on my old Blog. He asked me for the web address and he is going to be reading it tonight. This is not a joke.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

One Leg Up

I want to throw some light on rocking "one leg up." You don't see it much these days, but like 10 years ago it was all over the place. Basically the deal was if you rolled one of your pant legs up you were looking to buy drugs and if you rolled the other one up you were looking to sell some shit. I never bought drugs with my pants, so I never knew which was which. Was there a nationwide standard? Something like "Left-Leg Looking"? I honestly don't know and want to find out, so if you know, tell me.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

1985 Ford Tempo (White) A.K.A. Poor White Trash

This is the car Bot Wheaton fell off. It had bucket seats. I found this photo at Its owner thought Tempo meant "Temporary Transportation" because it broke down a lot. My Tempo didn't break down once, even after being in serious accidents that were usually connected in some way to this. Man, I miss Poor White Trash. Damn!