iPodz

The last thing in the world I want to do is make this blog into an iPod forum. However, I will say they are great inventions except for the fact that they are programmed to break exactly when their warranties expire: about one year. Mine just celebrated its first birthday when it broke and became a really boring, white paperweight. But I found an even better use for it. I stuck it in the space between my ceiling fan and my ceiling. This has completely stopped the fan from wobbling when it's turned on. Just in time for the summer. Thank you Apple.

Buzz's Bitz: In Step With Drake Studebake

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Age: 27

Gender/Ethnicity: Male/Caucasian

Citizenship: Dual United States/Britain

Location: Kabul, Afghanistan

Position: Senior Editor, Kabul Weekly

Recent Achievements: Published in Washington Post 5/17/05

Blog: A Sign The Color Red

Favorite Quote: "Afghanistan remains in a deep energy crisis"

When Drake rules the World, there will be a: drinking and driving lane on the beltway.
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(c) 2005 Buzz's Bitz, Inc.

This Story is just plain wacky!

Read about Washed Up Mute Piano Man......you won't believe this one!

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Arianna Huffington: Theiving Bitch!

Well it was bound to happen sometime. Some stupid socialite stole the idea behind Botz Thoughtz and is getting all the credit for it. Arianna Huffington just launched a new blog today that has multiple contributors, about 300 of them, from B-List actors to Neocon sonofabitch David Frum. They also report quasi-news, such as this supposedly breaking story about a Doomsday Device in Saudi Arabia set to go off if the country is invaded. I suppose the Saudis' theory is this: invade us and you can say bye-bye to the world's supply of oil and hello to your new future living in the movie Roadwarrior. Of course by the looks of things, Bush won't be invading Saudi Arabia anytime soon. Besides, the book is by the author of Case Closed: Lee Harvey Oswald and the Assassination of JFK....which summarizes that Oswald acted alone, an anti-conspracy theory which is complete hogwash in my opinion. I am getting away from my point. Arianna Huffington ripped off my idea and seems to be flourishing in it. Oh well, at least I'm not this guy.

Rolling Stones Tour???

Apparently the Stones will be making a suprise announcement at the Juliard next week. Could it be an upcoming tour? Could Keith Richards look any more like a monkey? Could someone please tell me what last night's powerball numbers were?

Weekend Botz Shotz coming soon

I've decided I am going to make this one of those blogs that posts a lot of photos. I took some Botz Shotz out in the Kuntry (Upperville, VA) last weekend. I also have some good ones at the Nationals game on Sunday night. At one point I tried to take a shot of a posse of girls who I was with, but as I reached for my camera I dropped my plastic Miller Lite bottle which landed perfectly straight on the ground. Due to some physics, all the beer shot straight upward like a Geyser and landed directly on the head of the man sitting next to me, a total stranger who I think may have actually been NY Times writer Paul Krugman. They were pretty good seats by the dugout. And we were playing the New York Mets. Hmmmm. If it was him, I apologize for the beer shower and I'd like to say that I like your op-ed pieces, but Bob Herbert continues to shit on all the competition. Look for Botz Shotz coming soon, and also more Botz music like this classic hit from 2005.