Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Friday, November 18, 2005
Allright bamas. Listen up.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
I'm Back, Broke and it Ain't No Motherfuckin Joke!
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
An Intelligent Design for George W. Bush
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Saturday, July 30, 2005
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
New Blog on the Horizon
Check it out, holmes.
Monday, July 18, 2005
Willie, were you that boy?
I don�t know how to post articles on your blog, but I thought that this article might be worth an entry.
Love always,
Willie
T-ball coach allegedly paid to have boy hurt
Thursday, July 07, 2005
7/7/05
I guess these days you are supposed to defiantly wave your flag after a terrorist attack. Well, guess what bitches? I'm a dual-citizen. Besides, when else will I get to blog the Union Jack?
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
The "Freedom" Tower
I noticed Donald Trump was chirping the other day about how we should rebuild the Twin Towers. I agree. Isn't it the American way to get back up when are knocked down? In any event, I'm sure it will end up something like this above, the Freedom Tower. How 9/11, which gave us the Patriot Act and the Guantamano Bay and Abu Ghraib prisons is related to "freedom" I don't know. But what I do know is that the very people who I am deeply suspicious of being involved in that day, Dick Cheney and the Neocons, will no doubt use the Freedom Tower to further their goals of perpetual war in the Middle East. Oh well. It looks kind of cool.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
It's time to beat the drums of war against George W. Bush
The intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy.
There it was plain as day: -irrefutable- evidence that the Iraq policy was based on deception. And during the run up to war, rather than challenging the War Machine's claims, the Post jumped on the Neocon bandwagon. But alas, they have jumped off to a degree. They are finally running front page stories on the memos, just in time for Bush's speech tonight defending the War in Iraq. The Downing Street Memo is the clear path to the eventual impeachment of George W. Bush. --Just like the Neocons beat the drums of war against Iraq, so now should we be beating the drums of war against a president who clearly deceived the American public into an illegal, unwinnable occupation of a sovereign nation. The Founding Fathers were apt enough to foresee that such a treasonous violation of public trust might occur in the future. That is why they established the impeachment process. Will the Mainstream Media support this? Probably not. But it's time to listen to the Founding Fathers and tell the mainstream media to go fuck itself.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
al-Qaida's $300 Billion Dollar Training Facility
Hmmmm. Who'd ever have thunk it? The American military occupation of Iraq may not have yielded those magical Weapons of Mass Destruction, but it has accomplished something great: the world's largest, most advanced terrorist training ground....ever. That's right. The monkey bars the guys in Turbans were swinging on (remember those al-Qaida training videos) weren't enough for Bush and the Neocons. They felt our vague, external enemy required something more engaging: how about Iraq?
The urban nature of the war in Iraq means that combatants are learning how to carry out assassinations, kidnappings, car bombings and other kinds of attacks. Jihadists who survive will leave Iraq experienced in and focused on acts of urban terrorism.
Good job, Bush....you IDIOT! By the way, does anyone remember the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan in the 80s? Didn't that long, dragged out conflict eventually weaken and destroy the USSR? Well that is Bin Laden's plan. Iraq is a three-fold treat for the world's Most Wanted and Least Hunted terrorist. Not only is Saddam's secular (anti al-Qaida) government out of the picture, the occupation is bleeding the United States dry financially and militarily while simultaneously keeping al-Qaida skilled and ready to bring the war to us when we finally collapse. Wow. Exactly whose side is Bush on?
Friday, June 17, 2005
That gives a whole new meaning to the term "cock-fighting"
stressure (noun)
It describes the feeling of stress and pressure combined. It's like being under pressure from stress. For instance: My parents are kicking me out of the house and I'm being sued by an Arab: I'm under a lot of stressure right now.
PS: Have you have heard rumors about July 4th? If not, then drop me a line. We don't mention such things in cyberspace.
Also, I changed my name to Chaboy.
Anyways, I love all of you. Holla at me.
Monday, June 13, 2005
A Lesson in Humility
MCI Center, Washington DC
We could learn a lot from Mike Tyson these days. Bowing out of his fight Saturday night against Irishman Shane MacGowan, Tyson effectively ended his career as a professional boxer. But the Brooklyn-born, former pigeon tender has accepted defeat: "I don't have it any more. I've got the ability to stay in shape but I don't have the fighting guts any more. I realised that early in the fight. I'm sorry I let everybody down. I just don't have it in my heart anymore" he was quoted as saying. Tyson has already hinted at what is coming next: Missionary work. I have a better idea: Ambassador to the United Nations. Why? Because Tyson knows when to hold em, when to fold em and when to walk away, a skill that John Bolton certainly doesn't have. As a key hardliner in favor of invading Iraq, not to mention chief architect of the Weapons of Mass Destruction lie, Bolton is about the last person who should be top diplomat to the UN. Just this weekend, the US death toll in Iraq reached 1,700. That is 1,700 funerals of which Bush has attended none and 1,700 flag-draped coffins (sorry, those images are censored by the Pentagon). Support for the war is dwindling at home too. The Republican who came up with idea of calling french fries "Freedom Fries" to punish France for opposing the Iraq War has now made a dramatic flip-flop and is calling for US troops to come home from Iraq, admitting essentially that the war was a mistake. Imagine that. Vous pouvez dire que vous êtes désolé maintenant! That's French for "You can apologize now, you fucking twit!"
Oh, shit. The jury has a verdict in the Jackson Trial. Bush's lesson in humility will have to wait. I am predicting non-guilty on all accounts. We'll have to see.....
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
TBS's pie in the sky.
Friday, June 03, 2005
A New Look
OK. I love you.
Sincerely,
Tenis
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Truth and Deceit
Truth and Deceit
By Bob Herbert
Botz Thoughtz Contributing Editor
When he accepted the Republican nomination for president in 1968, Richard Nixon said, "Let us begin by committing ourselves to the truth - to see it as it is, and tell it like it is - to find the truth, to speak the truth, and to live the truth."
We've now learned, thanks to Vanity Fair, that a former top F.B.I. official, W. Mark Felt, was the legendary confidential source Deep Throat. I can't think of a better time to resurrect the Watergate saga.
The trauma of Watergate, which brought down a president who seemed pathologically compelled to deceive, came toward the end of that extended exercise in governmental folly and deceit, Vietnam. Taken together, these two disasters, both of which shook the nation, provided a case study in how citizens should view their government: with extreme skepticism.
Trust, said Ronald Reagan, but verify.
Now, with George W. Bush in charge, the nation is mired in yet another tragic period marked by incompetence, duplicity, bad faith and outright lies coming once again from the very top of the government. Just last month we had the disclosure of a previously secret British government memorandum that offered further confirmation that the American public and the world were spoon-fed bogus information by the Bush administration in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq.
President Bush, as we know, wanted to remove Saddam Hussein through military action. With that in mind, the memo damningly explained, "the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy."
That's the kind of deceit that was in play as American men and women were suiting up and marching off to combat at the president's command. Mr. Bush wanted war, and he got it. Many thousands have died as a result.
Even in Afghanistan, where the U.S. had legitimate reasons for going to war, the lies have been legion. Pat Tillman, for example, was a popular N.F.L. player who, in a burst of patriotism after Sept. 11, gave up a $3.6 million contract with the Arizona Cardinals to join the Army Rangers. He was sent first to Iraq, and then to Afghanistan, where he was shot to death by members of his own unit who mistook him for the enemy.
Instead of disclosing that Corporal Tillman had died tragically in a friendly fire incident, the Army spun a phony tale of heroism for his family and the nation. According to the Army, Corporal Tillman had been killed by enemy fire as he stormed a hill. Soldiers who knew the truth were ordered to keep quiet about the matter. Corporal Tillman's family was not told how he really died until after a nationally televised memorial service that recruiters viewed as a public relations bonanza.
Mary Tillman, Corporal Tillman's mother, told The Washington Post:
"The military let him down. The administration let him down. It was a sign of disrespect. The fact that he was the ultimate team player and he watched his own men kill him is absolutely heartbreaking and tragic. The fact that they lied about it afterward is disgusting."
At a press conference on Tuesday, President Bush, speaking about detainees who had complained of being abused, said they were "people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble - that means not tell the truth." Mr. Bush meant, of course, to say dissemble, which really means to deliberately mislead or conceal. Nevertheless, he knew what he was talking about. The president may have stumbled over the pronunciation, but he's proved time and again that he's a skillful practitioner of the art.
The lessons of Watergate and Vietnam are that the checks and balances embedded in the national government by the founding fathers (and which the Bush administration is trying mightily to destroy) are absolutely crucial if American-style democracy is to survive, and that a truly free and unfettered press (which the Bush administration is trying mightily to intimidate) is as important now as it's ever been.
There you have it in a nutshell. Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon, drunk with power and insufficiently restrained, took the nation on hair-raising journeys that were as unnecessary as they were destructive. Now, in the first years of the 21st century, George W. Bush is doing the same.
Congress and an aggressive press ultimately played crucial roles in bringing the truth about Vietnam and Watergate to light.
A similar challenge exists today. We'll see how it plays out.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
iPodz
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Buzz's Bitz: In Step With Drake Studebake
Age: 27
Gender/Ethnicity: Male/Caucasian
Citizenship: Dual United States/Britain
Location: Kabul, Afghanistan
Position: Senior Editor, Kabul Weekly
Recent Achievements: Published in Washington Post 5/17/05
Blog: A Sign The Color Red
Favorite Quote: "Afghanistan remains in a deep energy crisis"
When Drake rules the World, there will be a: drinking and driving lane on the beltway.
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(c) 2005 Buzz's Bitz, Inc.
Monday, May 16, 2005
This Story is just plain wacky!
Read about Washed Up Mute Piano Man......you won't believe this one!
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Monday, May 09, 2005
Arianna Huffington: Theiving Bitch!
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Rolling Stones Tour???
Apparently the Stones will be making a suprise announcement at the Juliard next week. Could it be an upcoming tour? Could Keith Richards look any more like a monkey? Could someone please tell me what last night's powerball numbers were?
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Weekend Botz Shotz coming soon
Friday, April 29, 2005
A Challenge
Break into the house of my friend, who we shall call "Bruce", and steal the above pictured Redskins Superbowl rings. Now, this is no easy feat. For one, Bruce's house is a fortress. Second, there are two ferocious guard dogs roaming the premises. Third, Bruce himself is a raving lunatic. And finally, they are kept in an impenetrable safe. Who is up for this? Email the dentist.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
What the fuck have I been talking about?
Friday, April 22, 2005
Is this a Galactic Satan?
These days I am starting to wonder if my athiesm is actually misplaced. While the bible is defintitely the greatest story ever sold, the concept of a big bang simply does not rule out a higher power. If such a creationist power exists, applying the law of physics could only mean one thing: Galactic Satan.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
You can remove my feeding tube now.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Pope John Sizzle
The following is a translation of the Last Will and Testament of Pope John Paul II.
I thank everyone so sit back relax else jacks get smacked. Of everyone I ask forgivizzles. I also ask dat da mercy of God may appear hustla 'n unworthiness like old skool shit. Dur'n tha spiritual exercises I reread tha testament of tha Holy Cracka Pizzy VI. Thizzat read'n prompted me ta write this testament. I leave no property behind me of which it is necessary ta dispose fo shizzle. As fo` tha everyday objects tizzy were of use ta me, I ask they be distributed as seems appropriate. My personal notes is ta be burned. I ask that this be attended ta by Gangsta Stanislaw (Eds sho nuff: his personal secretizzles Archbishop Stanislaw Dziwisz), W-H-to-tha-izzom I thank fo` his collaborizzles n hiznelp, so prolonged over tha years n so understand'n. As fo` all otha thanks, I leave them in mah heart before God Himself, cuz it is difficult ta express them. Hollaz to the East Side.
As fo` tha funeral, I repeat tha same disposizzles as were given by tha Holy Bitch Paul VI cuz its a G thang. (It dont stop till the wheels fall off: burial in tha bare earth, not in a sarcophizzles 13.3.92) but real niggaz don't give a fuck. "Apud Dominum misericordia et copiosa apud Eum redemptio." (betta check yo self: Latin fo` "wit tha Lord there is mercy, n wit Him plentiful redemption.")
Respek.
John Pizzy where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin' II
Rome, 6.III.1979
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Breakpoints Word of the Year
Monday, April 04, 2005
Friday, April 01, 2005
Oh My F*cking God....No he didn't!
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Oh Snap! They just released the Cobra
I already had my panties in a bunch over the 2005 Mustang GT but now I am learning that just today Detriot has unleashed the 2005 Ford Shelby Cobra GT500. Snap Crackle Pop! Below you can compare the two. If these cars don't interest you, then read this article cuz you stink!
The Piping Hot 2005 Mustang
Finally Mustangs are out of their decades long wack phase. The 2005s are Piping Hot.
Sunday, March 20, 2005
Informal Breakpoints political poll
"Republicans are idiots" - 1,190 hits
"Democrats are idiots" - 707 hits
This probably reflects that Democrats are more internet savvy while your average Republican fears change and therefore stays clear of the web. Although the God of all Republicans, Karl Rove, seems to be knowledgeable of the internet. He has even seen this fucking blog personally (see I just met Karl Rove). And, one Republican did manage to create www.democratsareidiots.com. I should also point out that www.republicansareidiots.com exists as well. I am thinking of forming my own website: www.democratsandrepublicansarebothidiots.com. Fuck this. I am an independent, and so far they are not being assaulted on the web.
"Independents are idiots" - 3 hits.
Friday, March 18, 2005
I drank 45 Guinni last night
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
This is clossic
Peter,
Would it be safe to assume that you would like to cancel your account? I
saw this on your blog:
> Although my new blog is free and I had to pay the fuckers at BlogHarbor
every month. That might have something to do with it.<
so I am wondering if you would like us to cancel your account.
Though I did not appreciate the "fuckers at BlogHarbor" reference, I did
find the "Holy SHIRT, I just met Karl Rove" post surreal and it more than
made up for any insult I might have felt. ;-)
Just let us know if you would like to stay on or not.
John Keegan
BlogHarbor Support Team
support@blogharbor.com
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Rockmaster General, RIP
Friday, March 11, 2005
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Sunday, March 06, 2005
I just met Karl Rove
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
1985 Ford Tempo (White) A.K.A. Poor White Trash
This is the car Bot Wheaton fell off. It had bucket seats. I found this photo at www.mycarsucks.com. Its owner thought Tempo meant "Temporary Transportation" because it broke down a lot. My Tempo didn't break down once, even after being in serious accidents that were usually connected in some way to this. Man, I miss Poor White Trash. Damn!
Friday, February 25, 2005
Jeff Gannon, White House Slut
Monday, February 21, 2005
Off Tha Earth featuring Flechette, Altitude and MC MLXXIX
Sunday, February 20, 2005
We bot the big one.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Why I need a new alarm clock
Message No. 1:
"Breakpoints, Motherfucker makes points, When I come through I be like a snake, when I annoint....to the Charmer, Motherfuckers know I be the DC Bomber, You can't get more calmer than Mo, I be like embalming fluid on ho's, making them smoke...my dick up their nose.......[UNINTELLIGIBLE]............."
Message No. 2:
".................[UNINTELLIGIBLE]............."
Message No. 3:
"......[UNINTELLIGIBLE].............[GRAPHIC].................."
Message No. 4:
"........I'm watching a midget play ping pong.....Fuck that shit, I will lay a fat chick tonight, that is my way, my dick is.....[UNINTELLIGIBLE].............[UNINTELLIGIBLE & GRAPHIC]..............[UNBLOGGABLE]........."
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Jagger/Richards Memory Loss Watch Alert
This blog also reports anytime Mick Jagger or Keith Richards' memory loss is mentioned in the press. It seems the two Stones rockers have forgotten years of their lives, with Keith literally not recogizing ever haven't worked on certain albums. This is not because they are old, its because they are awesome. Anyways, here is a recent tid bit featured in a story about P-Diddy not finishing his autobiography:
"Combs is not the first musician who failed to meet the deadline for delivery of his life's story. Years ago, Mick Jagger received a seven-figure advance to write his memoirs. He eventually returned the money, saying he couldn't remember anything of significance."
Monday, February 14, 2005
Harvey aka Lincoln's secretary
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Like, what is this?
-Paris & Krystal
Friday, February 11, 2005
Sandstorm
I didn't trip the fire alarm
I didn't cause any harm
But Sandy and me were naughty
And oh shit here comes the Maitre d'
I must flee this dorm
I need cover. I need a sandstorm
Monday, February 07, 2005
"Its just that I work with a bunch of monkeys"
Friday, February 04, 2005
Giving Birth to a blog
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Welcome to Break Points
Tonight I am here to present to you the greatest achievement that the World, perhaps the entire Galaxy, has ever seen. Allow me to introduce you to Break Points, the official blog of The Botz.
---Applause----
Break Points is a culmination of insight reaching as far back as the dawn of time and as far forward as the end of the future. Through a digital army of Botz stationed in the 2005 metropolises of Washington D.C., Philadelphia, New Haven and New York, Break Points will ruthlessly dominate the Blogosphere whilst spreading its inherently glorious message. Break Points will offer literature, photos, music and art that in lightyears will be considered more Divine than what is known today as God. Enjoy.
PS: The other Botz need to pass an apptitude test first. They cometh soon.